Stuff My Three Chihuahuas Say

I thought I would lead this week off with a special post inspired by the ever popular trending "meme" sensation, "$h*t Girls Say" (please note that since I have inserted two symbols where two letters should be I am not actually saying a bad word ;). This internet hit has led to numerous other hilarious videos and lists playing on the same title. My favorites are below. Check them out!

"Stuff PR People Say" - "Does this have PR legs?", "Did you get my email?"

"$h*t Women Say to Personal Trainers" - I cried watching this.

"$h*t Drunk Girls Say" - this dude is so good at it.

"$h*t my Dad Says" - this guy lives with his 70 yr old dad and the stuff he tweet is highlarious.

and the local flavor:

"$h*t Chants don't say" - if you went to CCU you have to watch this! "Parking is really abundant", "I love 501" lol

So, in honor of this, I have compiled my own list of "Stuff My Three Chihuahuas Say." My three chihuahuas have a mind and dynamic personality all their own. Anyone that has come into contact with them knows this. They are very different and extremely entertaining. They have a "frenemy" relationship with each other and sometimes it's just funny to watch them "fight" over mommy and daddy time in their own way. This has led to many nights of howling with laughter, pictures and "chi-isms" that Jason and I laugh about daily. I've separated the "things they say" by each dog because they each have such a different "voice". I love " " apparently. I don't know about you other pet owners, but my dogs do have a real human voice that we (I) speak to them, but that's another blog entry.

Let me give you a very brief background. Bella is a spoiled brat who likes to eat, rest and not be bothered by the other two. That's it. Lil' Bit is an old soul, a free spirit and a major scaredy cat who only eats red meat and never eats veggies or treats. Charlie is a major nancy boy (that's why we call him Charlene, Charlie Ann, etc.), but is so laid back, loves the outdoors and is obsessed with us.

Well, let me get to it....here is the list.

"Stuff My Three Chihuahuas Say"

         Bella:

• I am so exhausted from putting up with these two morons all day.
• Ugh, can you stop moving around so I can get comfortable. GEEZ.
• WHAT WAS THAT??!! DID YOU HEAR THAT?!!!!!! AHHHHHHH WHAT IS THATTTTTT!!!!????!!!!
• Okay, first of all, you know I don't go outside when it's dewey. And second, it's not even light out. I'll be in my bed til noon.
• Mom, MOM, Mom where'd you go? Mom, Mommm, MOMMM, oh there you are. Whew, I thought I'd lost you forever. Don't ever go to the bathroom again.
• I AM SO HUNGRY!!!!!!!!
• Can you please get this trick (Lil' Bit) away from me immediately. Ugh her senseless urge to play drives me insane. I just want to lay next to you FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.



Bella sitting pretty in her Mrs. Claus outfit.





Bella being bratty in her Disney princess outfit. Typical.

Lil' Bit:

• Pllllleeeeassseee give me a piece of that red meat in your plate....I am so hungryyyyyyyy... I'm going to die...look at me, I'm shaking...I'mmm dyingggggg.....the only thing that can save me is that small succulent piece of aged beef on your fork...Ohhhhhhhh pleaseeee.
• Mmmmm (lick lick lick) uhhhh this couch is soooo tasty....I just (mmmmm) can't stop licking it....ohhh I love it so much (lick LICK) I am especially loving this new cleaner you put on it.
• what is that????!!!! is that a snake??!!!!! OMG ahhh is that a killer snake?!! omg what is that??? omg it's going to murder me...omg...ahh what is that, what IS that!!!! ohhh it's the vacuum cord. whew. omg it's a VACUUM!
• Are you leaving? Are you going in the truck for a drive? CAN I GO FOR A RIDE???!!! Please !!!!! Can I? CAN I, CAN I, CAN I, CAN I, CAN I, CAN I!!!!!!!!!!!!?
• Oh daddy, please pet me I am so cute and sweet and I smell like a dead frog and I did not poop on the rug today and I have an itch righhhhttt there! Please oh please pet me behind my ears! YES! yesssssss.
• No, I do not speak Spanish. Stop talking to me in Spanish.



Here's Lil' Bit being scared of the remote



Lil' Bit dominating on top of the couch (and being scared of the camera).

         Charlie:

• AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MOMMMYYYYY!!!! DADDDDDYYYY!!!!! YOU'RE HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! AHHHHHHHHH! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!
• I am so sweeeeeepppyyyy from relaxing all day.
• I love the sunshine doo doo dee doo dahhhh the sunshine la dee daaaaa sunshine shine.
• Here's my toy. Here it is. Throw it. Here. It's right here. Throw it. Here, HERE. Throw it.
• I love to snuggle with my daddy and when he's sleeping I sleep too and I love him oh so much and I like to lay on his neck and behind mommy's knees. I love sleep.
• Hey! We're out of water! Mom! I'm thirstyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Daddddd, I need some water. I will flip this bowl over! I am soooooo thirsty!!!!
• Mommy, I was chasing Bella and Lil' Bit and they growled at me and ran away so I followed them and they ran the other way so I followed them and they jumped on the couch and I jumped on the couch then they laid on you and I laid on you and they moved and I laid on your face.

 

Charlie resting on daddy's neck



 

Charlie enjoying the sun. And sleeping.



Well, there you have it. That's my dogs in a nutshell. I think I reperesented them pretty well. If you don't know them now you do. What do your pets say to you? Do they have a voice? Share yours too!

Here's a photo of the whole crew:



Here we have Bella giving me the stink eye, Lil' Bit afraid of the camera and Charlene being sleepy. End of story.



XOXO

Sara Bernice

The Heart Times Three

I am about to introduce you to a world where few have been and less have witnessed - the adventures of three alarmingly different and precious Mexican dogs, a.k.a. chee wa wa's.  I'm certain it will prove to be profound and entertaining. You may not believe the shenanigans and facts that I about to share. Hold onto your chimichanga.


Let me preface this by saying that all three of these dogs are rescues and all three came together from all walks of life and very different upbringings. Lil' Bit fell into Jason's life a couple of years ago. Someone found her on the side of the road emaciated with ticks all over her.  Bella, I rescued from a shop in Conway. She misses her brother, but not her cage. Charlie is a special story and one of the best things to come into our lives.  These three teach us everyday that nothing is better than companionship, snuggling, love and plentiful food and water.




Lil Bit is the rat pack leader. She is one bad mamma jamma. She loves to rub her face in dead frogs, chase bugs (beetles are her favorite cuz they are fat and can't get away), bark like a maniac (she is, after all, our security system), chase anything that moves, snuggle up her smelly frog face into your neck, nip at "intruders'" heels (everyone is the enemy until she decides differently), and she will not eat any human food unless it is filet mignon. Seriously, she only eats Rachel Ray dog food because she doesn't have a choice and will not, I repeat, will nawtttt eat anything else, not even dog treats. She is afraid of vegetables, dresses, extension cords, candles, glade automatic spray, phones, and cameras. Her favorite things include riding shot gun in the car, being captain of the boat rides during the summer, playing hide and seek, snoring, and bullying Bella. She is the jam.


Bella is a mostly cheerful, fun-loving, and sweet dog except when she is a brat. She is one dog in need of therapy. I've actually emailed the dog whisperer twice because she needs him like whoa. She is a spoiled, fearful, hungry princess. She loves to play dress-up, but only, and I mean onlyyy, if it is specifically her pink princess dress that Lil' Bit tries to rip off of her. She enjoys sleeping, growling, eating, not running, slow-paced walking, the beach, and food, anyyyy food.  Her favorite is Cheerios and Doritos. Really, she loves any 'os. Cheetos and Fritos too. 'Boopy' has no tolerance for uncomfortable closeness. She appreciates alone time and her space.  I rarely get to hug her or lay down next to her without a small growl or sigh. She is the sweetest bitch I know. Grrrr I love her.


Charlie, ohhhh Charlie Pants.  He is named after Charlie Bucket from Willy Wonka because when he moved in with us from the hard knock streets, he got the golden ticket. Charlie Ann Rose was definitely an alley dumpster diving dog - he must've grown up with a pack of raccoons.  I can't tell you how many times he crawls into our trash cans and dirty clothes hampers and wants to live there. He is Pig Pen from Charlie Brown, he loves dirty and wants to be part of it at all times.  He is the biggest snugglebug and howls when he doesn't get attention.  He hollers bloody murder when we get home out of excitement and, I think, pure shock that we come home to him every day -- it truly makes my day. He is our little baby and we treat him like a real human baby. Oh Charlay monster, he is the best little runaway ever.


That is our family. Nothing will change it, our children will join them, not replace them. Please, adopt a pet today and give them a family and a home and not a cage or a back alley or even worse. Please get your pets fixed, there are too many in the kennels and cages now that won't live to see tomorrow because they are homeless and can't do anything about it. We can prevent that by being responsible pet owners and good mommy's and daddy's.


Below are some shelters in the area and an animal cruelty line. Nothing is better than an adopted furry friend, I can tell you from the heart times three :)


www.grandstrandhumanesociety.com
www.humanesocietynmb.org
www.horrycountyhumanesociety.com

http://www.horrycounty.org/depts/pubsafety/AnimalCare.asp
or call 248-1520 to report animal abuse.